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It may sound like a joke, but business could be getting serious. A rumor indicates that the practice of sex é sport and will have an official tournament, the first of its kind, which will take place next Thursday, the 8th, in Gothenburg, Sweden. 435h3l
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Before you get all excited and book your trip to Sweden, know that the potential competition It is very varied and has several modalities. the tournament of sex supposedly starts in two days, but it will last longer than you think.
According to the rumor, the Swedish Sex Federation – hey, I can hear your giggle on the other side of the computer screen, try to behave yourself! - will chair the European Sex Championship, which will run for the next six weeks. As explained by some sources, participants will exercise their skills in daily six-hour sessions.
Some events, such as those of an individual nature – calm down, it's not what you think – will last between 45 and 60 minutes. Pairs of intimate activities athletes will receive extra points in the score if they know something about the Kama Sutra, that old guide from India that talks about sexuality and different ways of putting the act into practice.
What will be the modalities of this sex “Olympics” and who will participate? 1d6z2j
During the European Sex Championship, there will be 16 different modalities related to the practice of sexual activity, such as foreplay, oral sex, penetration, stamina, body massages, seduction and other types of fundamental skills for any couple to be successful in bed.
Twenty people from various countries around the world will participate in the competition, which, according to the organizers, is open to all types of sexualities and sexual orientations, ing the diversity of genders and community identity LGQTQY+.
With this, the expectation is that there will be a wide range of types of couples and individual participants among the list of sex sportsmen, such as gay men, lesbians, transgender people and all other orientations, enjoying the practice of the new sport.
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Three judges will be part of a during each event in this fun new Olympiad. They will evaluate and among the participants, choose the champions based on the most different criteria related to sex, such as how beautiful the couples are, their knowledge of the subject, and of course, their conditioning levels during the activities in which they participate.
The president of the Swedish Sex Federation, Dragan Bratych, in an interview with Times Of India, concludes clearly and concisely that sex is indeed a sport and that it was inevitable to become something competitive, saying:
The incorporation of sexual orientation as part of sporting tactics will be a revolutionary development among countries across Europe. Like any other sport, getting the desired result during sex requires a lot of training and preparation. So it stands to reason that people can compete in this field of activities as well.
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If it was something inevitable, we can't really say, but that Dragan's idea is interesting, it is. And, of course, it is worthy of much speculation and conversation by the public, since, like it or not, the greatest taboo of humanity, above all others, is sex. How it is practiced, what it applies in a culture, how it is treated as a topic and its approach, there are many ways to deal with this broad topic.
While we are thinking about everything that the sex-related subject encomes, let's hope that the new competition works out, and we are anxious to know who will be the great champions of it, who will be immortalized, with their names beveled in history as the first competitors of the kind in the world. We're on the lookout to find out!
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Update 07/06/2023: Information released after the publication of this article, obtained by DW, a traditional German news agency, indicates that the placement is false, with all the buzz having been spread by Dragan Bratic, a businessman who owns striptease houses in Sweden. The competition will then not take place.
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